MECCA should be a historical site

I miss the old downtown Fairbanks. It feels so sterile now.

Congrats to Jordyn RL and Lindsey Kay they are today's winners!!! Thanks for all the great excuses everyone!!!

Sorry boss, I can’t make it in. A moose is blocking my driveway, and according to every lifelong Alaskan I’ve talked to, the moose decides when my day starts🫎

Dear Perry, I'm sick. TY

My car started making subaru noises and I drive a Chevy so I’ll have to investigate for the next 2 days

I saw the fireweed reach the top, it triggered PTSD from last winter 🥲

Phone died, alarms didn’t go off was up most of the night going to the bathroom 🫠

My dog ran away from my cat! (I dont have a dog)

I accidentally joined a medieval reenactment, and apparently I'm legally a blacksmith until sunset.

A Victorian ghost challenged me to a chess match, and I can't leave until someone wins.

A bear got into my car and destroyed the steer wheel and interior…. True story but it was my friends moms car. 🫣

A moose 🫎 came inside my house 🏠 and wouldn’t leave 🫠

My dog looked sad, so I gotta spend the whole day with him.

I’m not going to make it in, My pet bee caught such a buzz that it’s trying to explain quantum physics to the flowers. Someone has to drive it home

I spent all night locked in the fair, trying to get out.

Post Malone told me that today is the day that Cane’s is opening, I’ve been parked outside all day waiting

My twin broke a bone and I feel like I broke it too 😂

My gold fish gave birth to 100 babies, I have to help bottle feed them! We don't even know who the father is! 😂🤭

Have to groom my moose day

I woke up in Vegas

Craziest thing I’d tell my boss is that my fortune-teller warned me that stepping outside would cause a brain hemorrhage.

My fish ate my cat 😢

I can’t come in today, I have a severe case of fair-itis lol. The only cure is a turkey leg and elephant ear 😂

I ate the devils lettuce!! 🥬

Tell them The Fairbanks news minor crew saw your raffle post and the raffle got so many entries and popularity, they want to interview you.
You will also need a panel of independent judges, three calculators, and a lawyer to pick a winner.
Also the fair asked you to sign autographs all day Thursday. You simply can’t make it in Thursday.
There will be a riot.

Michael Jackson's spirit keeps visiting me and telling me if I go to work, he'll go off the wall and beat it bad, and no one wants that.

ditto💯❣️